That awkward moment when you're in class and the...
laugh-addict: And you’re just sitting there hoping she doesn’t call on you
When my parents type "www." into the url.
laugh-addict: I’m like: and they’re just like:
Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
Best thing i did: enter this fandom
dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
laugh-addict: Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
amisplacedpiece: i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true this
sherlockedwithfeels: ignisaquae: If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take? jared padalecki idk
tastetheaids: thedoctorpottergames: Parents have two moods: “You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.” and “You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.” “You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
when you correct your teacher
I feel so important when I see "reblogged you:"
As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother,...– Kate Winslet (via wrists)
johnentwlstle: it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
My thoughts whenever someone unfollows me:
Everyone has that one little secret, that no one,...
That awkward moment when your reading a post...
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
There is a little truth behind every just kidding. A little curiosity behind...– (via picsandquotes)
condorn: condorn: How do you get holy water? you boil the hell out of it